The toddler who plays dead

-If we tell him to do something he doesn't want to do, he plays dead.

-If we don't pay enough attention to him, he plays dead and continues to die over and over until we give him the attention he desires.

-If we are trying to get him dressed in the morning, he dies, a lot!

-If he gets bored, he dies.

-If he's wrestling his brothers, he plays dead.

-If his fit throwing isn't working out, he dies.

I estimate his death rate is at least 20 times a day and we have no idea where he learned it (insert laugh here).